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đŁ Rookies At The Boat Ramp
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Some of the greatest boat ramp fails weâve ever seen đ¤
In the news: a 101 year old catching her first fish and Team USA fighting for gold at the World Ice Fishing Championship (but ultimately coming up short) đ§
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đŁ Rookies At The Boat Ramp
The boat ramp is where legends are madeâand where reputations are destroyed. If you donât want to be âthat guyâ holding up the line while everyone silently judges you, follow these simple rules.
1. Get Your Boat Ready BEFORE You Back In
The ramp is not the place to load your gear, unhook your straps, or debate which snacks to bring. Do all of this in the staging area so when itâs your turn, youâre in and out like a pro.
2. Learn to Back Up a Trailer
If it takes you 17 attempts to straighten out, expect some head shakes from seasoned anglers. Practice in an empty parking lot before you hit the real deal.
3. Donât Be a Ramp Hog
Once your boat is floating, move it to the dock or beach area so the next person can launch. Boat ramps are not social hourâget in, get out, and chat later.
4. Watch the Current and Wind
Nothing screams rookie like launching your boat, only to have it drift away while youâre still fumbling with your truck. Have a rope ready or a buddy holding the line.
5. Retrieve Like a Pro
When loading your boat back onto the trailer, positioning is everything. If your trailer is too shallow, you'll struggle to get the boat on, and youâll have to winch it up like you're in a strongman competition. If itâs too deep, the boat will float around like a lost puppy, making it harder to center on the bunks.
The trick? Back the trailer in just enough so the tops of the fenders are slightly above or just at the waterline (this varies depending on trailer design). This gives the boat enough support to guide itself onto the bunks while still allowing you to drive it up smoothly.
Once you're lined up, ease the throttle forward until the boat settles onto the trailer. If you're solo, use the winch to pull it up snugâdonât gun the throttle like youâre launching into orbit. Then, secure the bow, pull up the ramp, and finish strapping everything down in the parking lot.
Do this right, and youâll avoid ramp rage, weird looks, and unnecessary frustration. Plus, youâll look like a seasoned angler who knows their way around a boat ramp.

đŁ IN THE FIELD
Team USA had a tough go and placed 6th place in the 2025 World Ice Fishing Championship in Michigan. We didnât even know this competition existed, but would take this over the NBA All Star game any day of the week.
Just another day in Australia:
A 101 year-old woman went fishing for the first time and caught her first fish. Itâs never too late to cross off those bucket list items!

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